Thursday, 5 January 2012

Laugh your head off!

An angry judge in the UK told prosecutors to 'act more seriously' after he was handed court papers which included the words 'blah blah blah' and 'yakkity schmakitty.'

Francis Gilbert was heairng an assault case when he was handed official paperwork which read:

"On 29th day of October, knowing or believing that blah, blah, blah was assisting in the investigation of an offence, did an act, namely yakkity schmakitty, which intimidated and was intended to intimidate blah, blah, blah, intending thereby to cause the investigation to be obstructed, prevented or interfered with."

A "church" whose central tenet is the right to share files has been formally recognised by the Swedish government.

The Church of Kopimism claims that "kopyacting" - sharing information through copying - is similar to a religious service.

The church holds CTRL+C and CTRL+V (shortcuts for copy and paste) as sacred symbols and focuses on the open distribution of knowledge to all.

Don't know about you, but these stories made my day. What funny stories do you have to share?


  1. Iran military officials provided the best gag of the week when they laughably suggested that their Navy will take action against their US Navy.aircraft carrier USA John C Sterns. Its much like the ant that threatened an elephant with harm.Funny funny very funny.

  2. Are you talking about the Hormuz strait threat? For now I think it's a war of words. Easier said than done. Thanks for sharing, Will.

  3. This is something I just heard today.
    Due to the imminent strike to be conducted by the NUC, our president announced that basic salaries and foreign travel by all the senators and the president himself will be cut down.

    Unknown to us, our beloved Goodluck was in South Africa last night dining with the ANC (Mandella's party). What kind of man leaves his house on fire and goes to the neighbours house to celebrate a birthday party? This may not be funny, but it's a BIG JOKE!

  4. Hahaha! I read it too, Lanre. It's a very pathetic joke. Thanks for your comment.