Thursday, 8 December 2011

Get it off your chest



It has been such a dry week news-wise. The same old stuff has been reported in a dozen different ways… how I wish the riveting stories will jump out of their hiding places so that journalists will have something new to write about. Because if I read one more line about Europe’s crisis/Madam Merkel and Monsieur Sarkozy to the rescue, I’ll pass out with boredom.

And as if being in the eye of the storm (economically) is not enough, news reports have to rub it in with their predictable three-course meal – doom, Doom and DOOM.

 I really can’t stand the scale of negativity. It wouldn’t do much harm putting a positive spin on it every now and again. For instance, we all know unemployment is one of the biggest problems of today’s world. But pray tell, what do we achieve by churning out a steady roll of depressing stories about unemployment figures? Rehashing the problems won’t take us anywhere; talking solutions will.


So let me offer a fresh angle: unemployment is one of life’s biggest frustrations but it is also one of life’s biggest opportunities. Unemployed people can utilise the extra time on their hands to explore new ways of making a living outside the conventional 9-5 work-for-an-employer type-job.

                                                              Russian elections


Russians went to the polls and the result was so predictable – it’s Putin again! He was always lurking somewhere in the background, wasn’t he? Now he’s back again.

Hasn’t he had his fill from the cistern of power?? Surely Russia will not fall apart in his absence. Besides the last time I checked dictatorships and presidents for life were mainly associated with African leadership. Mr Putin is sure giving African leaders a run for their reputation.

                                                                   Egypt again
Egyptians have ousted their leader and now they are at each other’s necks. Protesters, the army and the Muslim Brotherhood are all locking horns. On paper democracy looks so easy and achievable. Translating it to reality is a different issue.


                                                                           Iran-mania
Iran...what shall I say? First of all it was Iraq. A dossier was conveniently whipped out detailing weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION held by the country. The country was raided, Saddam hung, then what? We haven’t been shown the weapons till date. Oh, I know, the weapons just grew wings and took flight. It’s not as if they weren’t there in the first place!

Next on the list – Muammar Gaddafi! Poor soul. He was sent to the great beyond without a shred of dignity. The country he built over years crumbled before his eyes like a pack of cream crackers.

Next! Oh yeah, now it’s Iran. According to a report by the Atomic Energy Agency its nuclear programme is geared towards weapons development and military use.

Let me take a detour…don’t worry you’ll soon see where I’m heading. Although the week has been dry, there was one highlight for me. The 70th anniversary of Pearl Harbour. Phenomenal pictures captured the devastation unleashed when Japanese planes bombed the US naval base. In total 2,390 Americans lost their lives in the attack.
In response the United States dropped two atomic bombs on the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August 1945. It is estimated more than 200,000 people died.

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us.

- Margaret Thatcher (former British Prime Minister)

That brings me back to my rant on Iran. The Atomic Energy Agency report says Iran's programme is geared towards developing weapons but it does not give any detailed evidence to back up its claims.

Thing is, there is only one case in history in which nuclear weapons were used in warfare – Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The same country that devastated Japan invaded Iraq and attacked Libya, so Is this threat real or imagined?


Now I’m offering you a platform. What are those news stories that get under your skin? Or the stories you feel are not given sufficient attention, or perhaps a news dimension that has not been explored? Post a comment. Get it off your chest. Bring it on.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Half of a red tongue


‘You ain’t English – you’re black!’


That was the rant of a racist English woman on board a train in London. The 2.16 minute video posted on youtube was titled ‘My tram experience’, and boy, wasn’t it the experience for the unlucky passengers.

She had a child sitting on her laps and was surrounded by staring people but she didn’t care. F-words tumbled out of her mouth like the waters of Victoria Fall.

“ You ain’t English! you ain’t English either! Get back to your own %*#& country. Do you know what? Sort out your own countries don’t come and steal mine. Go back to where you come from. It’s my British country”.

For a woman who laid so much emphasis on being ‘English’, her vocabulary was highly impressive. It consisted of:

80% F-words

20% mumbo jumbo that could just pass for English

I felt sorry for the little boy sitting on her laps. He was visibly cringing with embarrassment – especially towards the end of the clip when he bowed his head in shame. Poor boy; he was probably willing the ground to split open and swallow him.

Poor passengers likely on their way home from some menial, demeaning job that most ‘English’ people won’t be caught dead doing. The woman stabbing her finger at them has possibly not experienced life beyond the borders of Europe or even UK.

Luckily for the passive passengers a confident woman on the train did not take it quietly on the chin, she told the racist woman to watch her words. A shouting bout ensued.

‘You’re not British.’

‘I am British.’

‘You’re not English; you’re black.’

Apparently black and British are two irreconcilable differences. Maybe white and British would go down better? Or maybe not. The woman did not spare Polish people in her tirade against the immigrants ‘overtaking’ her country.

If she was aware of history she would probably know that invasions are a characteristic of today’s world, shaping countries and redefining their boundaries. Indeed Britain has had several waves of invasions, and has itself invaded a vast number of countries.

Countries that invaded Britain



700/600 BC The Celts invade.


43BC Emperor Claduis invades (Romans)


450 The Anglo-Saxons invade


410 The Romans leave


793 The Vikings invade.

1066 The Normans(French) invade


1688 By the Dutch

Read more at wiki answers.

Countries colonised/invaded by Britain:


The Gambia Sierra Leone Nigeria British Togoland (1916–1956, today part of Ghana)Cameroons (1922–1961, now parts of Cameroon and Nigeria)British Gold Coast (now Ghana) Nyasaland (now Malawi) Basutoland (now Lesotho) Swaziland Egypt Anglo-Egyptian Sudan (1899–1956) British Somaliland (now part of Somalia) British East Africa: Kenya Colony Uganda Protectorate Tanzania : Tanganyika Territory (1919–1961) ZanzibarBechuanaland (now Botswana) Southern Rhodesia (now Zimbabwe) Northern Rhodesia (now Zambia) British South Africa South-West Africa (from 1915, now Namibia)


Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, the Bahamas, Barbados, Bermuda, Belize, the British Indian Ocean Territory, the British Virgin Islands, Canada, the Cayman Islands, the Falkland Islands, Gibraltar, Grenada, Guam, Guernsey, Guyana, Ireland, Isle of Man, Jamaica, Jersey, Montserrat, Nauru, New Zealand, Pitcairn Islands, Saint Helena, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Singapore, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Trinidad and Tobago, the Turks and Caicos Islands, the United Kingdom, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and the United States.

The wave of immigration is just another form of invasion without the violence. And nobody likes to be invaded. The woman had grievances that she needed to get off her chest, and she did it in an extremely rude manner.

The last time I checked the news she had been dragged before a judge and remanded behind bars. Her application for bail was rejected. That response, to me, is equally extreme.

Even though there are many friendly, open-minded English/British people, there are also many who share her mindset. This might sound extreme but clamping down on their freedom to express themselves is a form of repression. Repression might work temporarily but it can have far-reaching consequences.

Am I supporting racism and bigotry? Not in anyway. Racism is distasteful in all its manifestations and must never be tolerated. And that’s why political correctness is a good thing. It curbs peoples’ excesses and forces them to tolerate others of differing backgrounds, views and orientations.

Definition, political correctness: ‘The avoidance of forms of expression or action that are perceived to exclude, marginalise or insult certain groups of people.’

However political correctness on the other end of the spectrum can be overwhelmingly ridiculous.


In 2007, Santa Clauses in Sydney, Australia, were forced to revolt for the right to say “Ho Ho Ho”, the traditional laugh of jolly old St. Nick. It turns out that their employer, the recruitment firm Westaff (that supplies hundreds of Santas across Australia), told all trainees that “ho ho ho” could frighten children and be derogatory to women. Why? Because it was too close to the American (not Australian, mind you) slang for prostitute. Instead, the Santas were instructed to lower their voices and say “Ha ha ha”. Westaff relented only after the story broke nationally, deciding to leave the belly laughs “up to the discretion of Santa himself “.

Source: listverse.com

The sad part is that political correctness does not give people a chance to air their feelings and debate issues they feel affects them. Many white British people feel they are being outnumbered in their own country. They also feel that their voices are being unfairly silenced because of a social obligation to treat minority groups with respect. That is not healthy for democracy. Rather the British government – and all governments opening their doors to immigrants – should foster a public sphere for debate.

Public sphere

Here’s a wikipedia definition:

“The public sphere is an area in social life where individuals can come together to freely discuss and identify societal problems, and through that discussion influence political action.

It is "a discursive space in which individuals and groups congregate to discuss matters of mutual interest and, where possible, to reach a common judgment."

If a platform for discussion is not created people will continue to feel hard done by. It is the only route for enlightenment and reaching a better solution. British people, for instance, do not realise that many of the immigrants ‘swamping’ their country come from former colonies whose wealth was once carted away to develop Britain. Many come from former colonies whose slaves laboured to build up Britain as we know it today. But that awareness can only be achieved through enlightenment. How to go about creating a platform is another matter on its own.

However, what the UK and other governments need is open, honest debate. Let people air their concerns. Let there be a rational discussion. It is an opportunity for both the government and the people to be enlightened.

What are your views? Your comments will be appreciated.

Funny list of PC terms culled from http://www.bored.com/pcphrases/



Bald - comb-free
Bald - folically independent

Bald - follicularly challenged.
Battle Fatigued - shellshocked
Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance.
Broken Down Automobile - mechanically challenged
Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family

Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Cheating - Academic Dishonesty
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced

Dishonest - Ethically disoriented.
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Drunk - spacially perplexed

Fail - achieve a deficiency.
Fat - gravitationally challenged
Fat - horizontally gifted
Fat - person of substance

Gang - Youth Group
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer
Geek, Nerd, whatever... - socially challenged
Ghetto / Barrio - Ethnically Homogenous Area

Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Handicapped - Differently Abled, Handi-Capable
Homeless - residentially flexible
Homelessness - Mortgage-Free Living
Housewife - domestic engineer
Hunter - Animal Assassin
Hunter - Bambi Butcher
Hunter - Meat Mercenary

Ignorant - factually unencumbered
Insane People - Mental Explorers
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive
Insult - Emotional Rape

Lazy - motivationally deficient.
Learning Disability - Self-Paced Cognitive Ability
Library - Educational Resource Center

Old - chronologically gifted
Old Person / Elderly - Senior Citizens

Panhandler - Unaffiliated applicant for private-sector funding.
Paper Bag - processed tree carcass
Plagiarism - Previously Owned Prose
Po' - financially inept
Poor - Economically Unprepared
Poor - monetarily challenged
Pregnant - parasitically oppressed.
Prisoner - client of the correctional system
Prostitute - sex care provider
Psychobabble - constructivist feminist psychotherapy

Racist - genetically discriminating
Runny Nose - nasally gifted

Ugly - Cosmetically different.

Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.

Tube tirade






Monday, 5 December 2011

Pics for a laugh

Man must survive


We're vying for the Guinness book of records!


Necessity is the mother of invention


This is sooo cool




So much work for palm oil


All set to resume work at the World Bank


You spies! I'll teach you a lesson!

Ulala...you look tasty mate


Free bungee jumping


Nothing can separate me from my best friend

Saturday, 3 December 2011

The World at a Glance

Zimbabwe: Police tackle male rape

In Zimbabwe, the police believe there is a nationwide syndicate of women raping men, possibly to use their semen for prosperity rituals. Three women are set to go on trial in the capital, Harare over the allegations. One victim alleged that he was raped repeatedly by three women that offered him a lift then injected him with a substance that produced ‘strong sexual desire’. The police have not revealed the number of reported cases but one counselor believes many victims are reluctant to come forward.

New Burmese law authorises protests

A new law in Burma will allow peaceful demonstrations to take place for the first time, according to state media reports. President Thein Sein signed the law which requires protesters to seek approval at least five days in advance.
Demonstrations were previously banned. It is the latest reform carried out by Burma’s civilian government since the military junta relinquished power earlier this year.


Saudi report warns against women drivers

In Saudi Arabia, a report has warned that allowing women to drive would provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce. The report, presented to the country’s legislative assembly by Muslim scholars said that if the ban was lifted there would be no more virgins in the kingdom within the next ten years. Though there is no formal ban on women driving in Saudi Arabia, a woman can be arrested for getting behind the wheel. Saudi women  have staged several campaigns to overturn the ban.

World’s ‘biggest’ insect discovered

An adventurer has discovered an insect that has been named the world’s largest. Former park ranger, Mark Moffet, discovered the giant weta up a tree in Little Barrier Island, New Zealand.
The cricket-like creature which has a wing span of eleven inches is so huge that it can eat carrots. The giant weta is the world’s largest specie of insect. The one found by Moffet weighs the equivalent to three mice.


Crematorium to generate electricity

A crematorium in the United Kingdom is installing turbines that will convert waste heat from corpses into electricity. The combustion of each corpse will produce as much as 150 kilowatt hours of juice – enough to power 1,500 televisions for an hour. The facility in Durham plans to sell the electricity to local power companies. The owner of the company said that the process makes cremation much greener.

Thursday, 1 December 2011

WHEN THE TRUTH HAS TWO VERSIONS



Describing the photograph I saw on facebook as ‘horrific’ would be euphemistic - it was much worse than that. Human bodies charred beyond recognition were arranged neatly across the ground. The caption below the picture – which I cannot remember precisely – explained that the bodies were as a result of an unprovoked Muslim attack on Christians in a northern state in Nigeria.


First of all I am human. Secondly, I’m a Christian and then a Nigerian, so the pictures tore me up inside. I was fuming. The story accompanying the photo went on to say that a group of people had been travelling by night on a ‘luxurious’ bus when they were stopped by a group of Muslim men parading as members of the armed forces. They were ordered to get off the bus and then doused in fuel and set ablaze.

 The writer, whose name I can’t remember, said the Nigerian government were aware of the horrific crime but had chosen to ignore it and at the same time muzzle the media on the issue. That made my head explode with rage. The activist in me was tempted to paste the story on President Goodluck Jonathan’s face book page, but my rational or should I say cowardly nature kicked in immediately reasoning that I would achieve nothing except possibly jeopardising my safety and that of my family. So I let it be; pushed it to the fringes of my mind and got on with life. That was in April.

Months later, on the 30th of November 2011, the photo resurfaced on facebook. This time the caption was Christians burnt alive by Sunni Muslims in NIGERIA (Posted by Jillian Becker in Africa…). There was no accompanying story; just a title that Christians in Yobe state were being massacred.


Horse riders in Yobe state
I had seen the photos before so I wasn’t exactly shocked nor did it provoke the same potent emotions as it did months back. However I did find myself teetering on the cusp of righteous indignation. Until a wisp of doubt flashed through my mind and my intended anger quickly melted into suspicion and misgivings. Why? You may ask. Well:

• The photos were not recent, why did the poster give the impression it had just taken place and was ongoing?

• Describing the Muslims as Sunni Muslims was completely alien to me – as it is to many Nigerians. There is no such Shiite/Sunni categorization among Muslims in Nigeria.

• Why was there no story accompanying the picture?

• Why an absence of verifiable sources like links or references?

Anyway, thanks to Google, I soon had differing information at my fingertips curtsey loonwatch.com
The story on loonwatch.com was far-removed from religious violence. According to the site, the fire took place in the Democratic Republic of Congo (central Africa) not in Nigeria (West Africa). It occurred when an overturned fuel tanker burst into flames in Sange town, South Kivu claiming more than 200 hundred lives – most of whom were people watching the World cup in their homes and local cinemas. The site provided links to African news site afrik.com and news agency, reuters that verified it was as a result of a fuel explosion.


In the light of new information, I asked myself who published the story and why?

Unfortunately I wasn’t successful in my attempts to get to the root of it; I never found out where the Christian massacre story originated from. But the fact that I jumped to a conclusion the first time I read the story in April and even spread the news among my friends shows how susceptible we are as readers; easily falling for anything that comes under the guise of news.

A caveat: I cannot diminish the fact that many countries like DRC are failing their citizens by neglecting adequate health and safety measures on their roads. In the same vein, religious violence is a serious issue in Nigeria and many other countries like Sudan, Ivory Coast and even Egypt. Many Christians in the north of Nigeria have lost their lives to religious violence and continue to do so in the most gruesome manner. But that’s an issue for another post.

After reading the actual story on the internet, I went back to my friend’s facebook page, where I read the story originally, and posted the loonwatch.com article then commented: “According to the above article, it actually happened in eastern DRCongo… no one can tell what's true and what's fake. Lesson is never take any story you read off the net at face value. Take it with a tablespoon of salt!”



Might sound comical but it is the reality. Anyone can paste anything on the internet; that does not make him/her a journalist or a purveyor of truth. That is not to say journalists do not get it wrong, fabricate stories or twist the truth. They do. However they are guided by a code of conduct. Any journalist worth his/her salt will abide by the simple ethics of truth, fairness, impartiality and objectivity. Journalists’ reports might be shaded by cultural biases – that is inevitable – but at least they do make an effort to present both sides of the story.

Now judging by the reactions on facebook to the massacre story, and by my reaction, many readers are too passive and trusting. It’s easier to just glance through an article without probing deeper to ascertain its authenticity or hidden motives behind the story. Even if a story appears facile it is way easier to swallow it as a verified/undisputable fact – i.e. truth – than split hairs about its veracity. After all, what does a person achieve by picking stories apart?

Unfortunately the world we are living is not a black and white monochrome. It is a world bursting with shades/ layers of colour, nuances and multiple meanings; it is a world where truth is ambiguous and balance, fairness and objectivity is subjective to individual interpretation.

It is often described as a postmodern world. The modern era ( late nineteenth and early twentieth century) built on ideas of the enlightenment where traditional belief systems in God, the church and the monarchy were replaced by rational thought, scientific reasoning and intellect.

Now we are in the postmodern era, and for me, two of the most striking features of the postmodern era are the rationalisation of truth and reality.

According to R.Wesley Hurd from the McKenzie Study Centre (an institute of Gutenberg college) postmodernists argue that

The quest for truth is a lost cause. It is a search for a ‘holy grail’ that doesn’t exist and never did…objective, universal, knowable truth is mythical; all we have ever found in our agonized search for Truth are “truths” that were compelling only in their own time and culture…”

I know it sounds scholastic but if we are living in a world where there are no clear demarcations between what’s right and what’s wrong then it is inevitably going to reflect in the news stories we read every day.

The second feature of postmodernism, which I think is so important, is the rationalisation of reality. Again, Hurd describes it lucidly:

Reality” is created by those who have power. One of postmodernisms key theorist Michel Foucault argues that whoever dominates or controls the “official” use of language in a society holds the key to social and political power.


Michel Foucault

In other words, reality is a construction. Yes, there is religious violence in Nigeria. It is a terrible problem that needs to be dealt with. But the reality of what goes on in the north is a combination of many things: it is a construction by journalists, religious groups, NGOs and human rights groups who want to tell a compelling story and the actual experiences individuals go through. As the journalistic lingo goes,

 dog bites man = no news

Man bites dog = news.

To tell a compelling story the writer must construct a reality that either shocks or titillates readers. Either way the aim is to pull in readers/audiences. It therefore follows that constructing reality will also require constructing truth. Going along the lines of postmodernist thinking, there is no such thing as universal truth. Consequently the writer has the latitude to construct a truth that will fit in with his/her reality at the moment – be it the reality of selling a story; or self-aggrandisement or whatever it is.

It is left to the reader to be smart and ask questions whenever a story looks lazy or facile. Basic questions like:

Who is reporting the story? Why? What’s in it for him/her?

What are his/her cultural biases’?

How many points of views are accommodated in the story?

Are there verifiable sources from reputable news agencies?


So next time you’re reading a news report, arm yourself with a healthy dose of cynicism.

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Cartoons for a laugh

Light entertainment to keep you laughing. Expect more very soon...






Forget democracy mate. I call the shots!









I'm trying sooo hard not to look...of course Mr Berlusconi, we can see that!


"Food your majesty"
"Good heavens! they look more like WMDs  (weapons of mass distraction)"

Scheiße!That scared the living daylights outta me

Welcome Daddy! What did you get me?


Thursday, 17 November 2011

Pope 'locks lips' with Imam

I don’t know if you’re like me, but when I read a story online I’m always eager to get to the bottom of the page so that I can laugh or roll my eyes at the motley of comments left by readers.

May I say it is rather tantalising reading a controversial story because it guarantees an avalanche of fascinating and sometimes hilarious exchanges between readers.

Today I came across a story on yahoo about a controversial Benetton ad which showed the pope kissing Egyptian Imam, Sheik Ahmed el-Tayeb. The clothing company posted the doctored image briefly across Milan, New York, Paris, Tel Aviv and Rome but was forced to take them down after a protest from the Vatican.



The Vatican spokesman Rev. Federico Lombardi called the ad an "unacceptable" manipulation of the Pope's likeness and said it offended the religious sentiments of the faithful.
The ad is part of a wider “Unhate” campaign by Benetton featuring world leaders from opposite sides of the religious and political divide kissing each other on the lips.



http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/photos/benetton-s-unhate-campaign-photos-1321528815-slideshow/


According to the clothing company, the campaign is aimed at encouraging global love and tolerance. But the Vatican clearly did not see things that way.

Most of the commentators on Yahoo slated the Vatican for overreacting.

One commentator wrote:

Taking the current Catholic churches reputation regarding child abuse and the complete denial by those upon high within their ranks and also the fact they try to cover these child abuse cases up. I think this advert is the least of their worries.


Lets put things in perspective!

Another:

so its ok to condone the rape and abuse of children and vulnerable adults ,but dont show a picture of this paedophile kissing another man wow,grow some balls benneton ,i wouldnt have pulled the add

There were few criticisms like these:

this ad isoffensive.


Benneton , they always use strange photos , The photographer is Italian , and they dont want the Pope , They only want Corruption which that photo proves , sick minded people love it , its about LOVE not SEX , to use the head of the Catholic Church in a most disgusting way is sad , they cant expect people to buy their clothes now , they are finished..


http://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/benetton-ad-pulled-on-the-same-day-as-release.html

At the risk of sounding like a moralist, I’ll have to agree with the last commentator above. Maybe I’m missing something or just downright old-fashioned but how does two men locking lips translate to love and tolerance?

For me the mental images that love and tolerance evoke are ones like these:


Being a Christian, I was raised to believe that love is kind, patient, longsuffering, tolerant, forgiving and sacrificial. Love is going the extra mile for another person. Love is letting the other person win the argument even when you’re right. It’s about accommodating other peoples’ weaknesses and idiosyncrasies.

When I saw the fake image of the pope kissing an imam, my first thought was ‘yuk’. That does not look tasteful on any account. Even if it were two women or a man and a woman I fail to see the connection with love and tolerance.

What worries me most is the thought that many children will be feasting on lustful, dissipated images like this in the name of advertisement. It’s just insane that adverts are no longer about selling a product on its own merits but rather about pushing the moral boundaries to the limit. So we when we see ads for perfume, hair products and even food, we’re not told much about the merits of the product. But we do get any eyeful of sensual indulgence by often scantily-clothed models. Unfortunately the ‘sex sells’ mindset has permeated into the cultural fabric of many Western countries. So we have artists like Rihanna and Lady Gaga striving to take the racy/eccentric stakes a notch higher with every subsequent video they release.

But a salient question is, what lessons do the younger generation take away? What moral blueprints are we leaving them? When it's cool to talk down religion and high moral values; when we subscribe to a  ‘postmodernist’ way of thinking where there are no boundaries. Nothing is right or wrong. Each man is a god to himself. What are we saying to the younger generation?

Of course, individuals have the prerogative of choosing whatever ideology suits them – be it religion, morality or atheism. However we must bear in mind the 'seeds' we sow in children/young peoples' minds will determine how they will turn out tomorrow. Using computer terminology, it is a case of  garbage in - garbage out. Somewhere along the line this madness has to stop.