Friday, 25 July 2014

Eight Ways to Blow Your Boss' Mind

When your boss calls you into his office, make a face like he farted

 Take free donuts to the morning meeting, and poke your finger into each one “testing for freshness”.

 Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

 Speak with a German or French accent during a very important conference call

 Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”

 In the middle of a conversation with your colleague, clamp your hands over your ears  and start singing lalalalalalala

Send an e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you’re doing. For example, “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the restroom.”

In full view of your colleagues, Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle


  1. Nine
    On your way out after getting fired please remember to take the dead cat you brought to work this morning.

    1. Hehehehe! Will!! Where on earth have you been? Good to see your break lights!

  2. I planned to carry out # 8 today ... Alas! We don't have a water cooler at the office. *evil grin*

    Looks like # 1 will have to do. #7 is on next year's to-do list. :D

  3. Lol. I'd love to hear how it goes!