One
When your boss calls you into his office, make a face like he farted
Two
Take free donuts to the morning meeting, and poke your finger into each one “testing for freshness”.
Three
Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
Four
Speak with a German or French accent during a very important conference call
Five
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
Six
In the middle of a conversation with your colleague, clamp your hands over your ears and start singing lalalalalalala
Seven
Send an e-mail to the rest of the company telling them what you’re doing. For example, “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the restroom.”
Eight
In full view of your colleagues, Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
Nine
ReplyDeleteOn your way out after getting fired please remember to take the dead cat you brought to work this morning.
Hehehehe! Will!! Where on earth have you been? Good to see your break lights!
DeleteI planned to carry out # 8 today ... Alas! We don't have a water cooler at the office. *evil grin*
ReplyDeleteLooks like # 1 will have to do. #7 is on next year's to-do list. :D
Lol. I'd love to hear how it goes!
ReplyDelete